Tuesday, 29 November 2011

Troilus and Criseyde, Book 1: Facebook Version! (for bored/distracted english lit. undergrads!)

Menelaos is now married to Helen

Paris has changed his location to Menelaos’ house

Helen likes this

Paris likes this

Paris and Helen are now friends

Paris and Helen are now in a relationship

Menelaos *dislike

Helen has changed her location to Troy

Menelaos has become a fan of “Declaring war on wife-stealing bitches”

Ten greek friends like this

Menelaos, Achilleus, Odysseus and fifty other greek friends have been tagged in the note “War on Troy”

Menelaos, Achilleus, Odysseus and fifty other greek friends have added “War” to their activities

Menelaos, Achilleus, Odysseus and fifty other greek friends have changed their location to “Outside Troy”

Paris: .......fuck

Criseyed has changed her relationship status to “married”

Criseyed is now single

Criseyed has joined the group “I

Calkas has added “forseeing the future” to hisactivities

Calkas has changed his location to The Greek Camp

Criseyed: *dislike

Criseyed has joined the group “Awkward moment when your father abandons you in a beseiged city”

Criseyed and Hector are now friends

Troilus and Pandarus are now friends

Troilus has added “Making fun of people in love” to his activities

God of love: *dislike

God of love has tagged Troilus in his note “Teaching arrogant douchebags to have proper respect”

God of love has added “Shooting people in the eye” to his activities

Troilus and Criseyed have changed their location to The Temple

Criseyed has joined the group “The awkward moment when random guys stare at you”

Troilus has added “Crying in rooms” to his activities

Troilus has tagged Criseyed in his note “Love at first sight”

Pandarus likes this

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